You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
