i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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