are you still at the devil's house?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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