LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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