normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Pooping to opera.
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