Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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