check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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