I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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