I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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