Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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