My vagina just recognized that song.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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