Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Randomize
