have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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