Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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