If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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