I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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