best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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