I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Randomize
