The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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