Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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