I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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