Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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