so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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