He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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