So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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