the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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