You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
