its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Randomize
