I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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