I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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