I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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