remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
if only i could text you this smell
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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