I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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