After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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