i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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