Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
where are you?
Hypothermia
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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