Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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