turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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