Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Small penises have feelings too.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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