Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
