we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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