Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I've blown a few things in my day
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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