I am in a vortex of obligation.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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