Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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