I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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