Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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