The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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