dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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