just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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