I think scott just propositioned me for sex
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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