haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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