You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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