i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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I'm getting married
To pizza
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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