I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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