There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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