I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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