69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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