ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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