So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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