It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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