after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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