hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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